After a long period of silence a guy in West Africa phones his good pal in London and the following conversation ensued….
Chike: Nna.. How now??, long time no see you!
Chidi: Nna, I just dey ooo. Wetin dey happen now?
Chike: I jus dey.. Ah beg, I need your he;p for
Chidi: (grumbles) Na wetin?
Chike: Ah won borrow small money from Una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? I can’t hear u well ooo
Chike: I say ah need small money from Una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? ..dis line no clear at all ooo..
Chike: (yelling into the phone) Ah say come borrow me small money abeg!
Chidi: Hello? Hello??, I still cannot hear you!
(The phone operator now butts in)
Operator: He said he wants you to borrow him money!
Chidi: NNA YOU WEY HEAR AM WELL GIVE AM THE MONEY NOW!
Chidi gives operator Chike’s phone number and leaves…
na waaa ooo